Category : The Death Pool
The Death Pool – NAHL Drafts ZERO Players From NA3HL
Three blind mice. Three blind mice. See how they run. See how they run…… Yeah we all sang that song when we were little. Or...
The Death Pool – WSHL Needs Three Body Bags
Yea though I walk through the shadow of myself I shall not fear myself. Ha Ha Ha Ohhhh hell yeah. Its that time of year...
The Death Pool – Top Ten Signs Your Pay To Play Junior Team Will Fold
Happy Memorial Day everyone! Thanks to all those Veterans for all they have done for all of us. So, you are going to play junior...
The Death Pool – Special Report – SIJHL Player Arrested For Punching Coach
Sometimes, when you say “holy shit”, you say it as a joke, or you say it when something pretty remarkable happens. But HOLY SHIT, when...
The Death Pool – Reports From The Court Room
Sometimes when things seem to be just a little too boring, the heavens open up and the stupidity falls like rain. It really is a...
The Death Pool – Seguin Huskies Shot Out Back Behind the Barn
Oh spring is in the air…… What a beautiful time of year. Flowers blooming, grass growing, and trees green. The smell of new life is...
The Death Pool – Reports From The Courthouse…………………………..
Its been a slow few weeks here at The Death Pool. With playoffs wrapping up though, we are already getting information on teams folding around...
The Death Pool – Special Report – The NA3HL Death Spiral Begins
Ohhhh hell yeah. We love when people just talk shit about how inaccurate our stories are. You know like when people email stupid comments like;...
The Death Pool – Signs That Your Being Sold Snake Oil From Team Camps
Oh hell yeah. Its that time of year again. Shit, I don’t even know how many times I have written about this over the years,...
The Death Pool – Reports From The Court House
Its been a minute since we got you all caught up on what’s been going on at the court house. Not that it hasn’t been...
The Death Pool – Maritimes League Loses Woodstock Slammers
Ummmmmm yeah. So, about that free hockey thing in Canada. How’s that working out for all of you? About the same as it is for...
The Death Pool – Special Report – The Holland Badgers Americas Next Train Wreck
Anyone remember the Independent Junior Hockey League from 2017? Yeah I know, not really too memorable since they didn’t play a freakin game before the...
The Death Pool – Special Report – With C1HL Officially Dead The USACHL Is Launched
Lipstick on pigs. Hell yeah, we love it when names change and faces stay the same. The disaster that was the C1HL is dead once...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Wisconsin Muskies Out Of Spooner
Ahhhhh yes. Spring has sprung and we already got bodies hitting the freshly thawed dirt! I love this shit. So, the Wisconsin Muskies……. What can...
The Death Pool – Its Not Junior Hockey When……….
Happy Monday everyone! I hope you guys are all enjoying the playoffs and looking forward to the off season. This week we got us another...
The Death Pool – Its Not Junior Hockey When…….
Its March everyone! Spring is in the freakin air I tell ya. The snow is melting, and underneath that snow bodies are starting to be...
The Death Pool – More Pay To Play Expansion And More Teams Preparing To Fold
February is one of my favorite months. Its usually when the emails start rolling in from people who get some info that aren’t supposed to...
The Death Pool – Reports From The Court House
This is becoming a regular segment. Good for us, bad for these assholes we are covering. I am seriously beginning to wonder how so many...
The Death Pool – Reports From The Court House
A new year and still there is no shortage of stupidity. Sexual predators, crazy parents, and some absolutely stupid people in general. Yes indeed, its...
The Death Pool – C1HL Update – If Bullshit Can Be Called An Update
The C1HL. The dumbest name ever given to a hockey league is out telling its stories to anyone who will listen. And if you are...