Category : The Death Pool
The Death Pool – Special Report – NCPHL Has Two More Teams Vanish Amid UFO Sightings
Ohhhhhh boy. Its turning out to be a rough week for the NCPHL. The league with initials enough to be considered a tongue twister is...
The Death Pool – NCPHL’s Pittsburgh Kings Lose Game Of Thrones
Don’t you just love summer? I know I do. The sun is out, the grills are fired up, and we got pay to play teams...
The Death Pool – Special Report – NCPHL No Longer Junior Hockey
Ummmmm yeah, so, its time for a little truth in advertising lesson for the boys in the National Collegiate Prospects Hockey League. Also known as...
The Death Pool – UFO Sightings Over Traverse City And North Stars Disappear
Looks like the UFO activity is picking up again. Crazy how teams just up an disappear when this shit happens. First we had reports of...
The Death Pool – Ontario Hockey Association Poops The Bed Again
Nothing quite like discussing hockey in Canada. I mean, they invented the game, they own the game, and the rest of us are just lucky...
The Death Pool – Special Report – CPJHL Creemore Team Sucked Into Black Hole
Holy shit, its happening again! Teams are vanishing! First it was aliens and heir UFO’s coming down and swooping up teams, and now it turns...
The Death Pool – NCPHL And CPJHL Time Bombs
Tick, tock….tick, tock…..just in time for a the beautiful Canada Day and Fourth of July Holidays, we got us some time bombs about to explode. ...
The Death Pool – Special Repoprt – CHLPA Founder Glenn Gumbley Looses Lawsuit To QMJHL
Alright now, I got to admit, I have read Glenn Gumbley’s rants on Twitter and Facebook for years. We were the ones who broke the...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Cambridge Winterhawks And OHA Appear Headed To Court
Oh hell yeah. There aint no type of fight better than a donkey fight boys! Donkey A goes against Donkey B in a “Battle Royal”! ...
The Death Pool – Reports From The Court House
My Mom says that the summer heat can just make some people go crazy. So I asked her how she explains all the idiots playing...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Signs Your Pay To Play Team Is Going To Fold
Yeah, we were just a little over due for this report. I have been looking at hundreds of pay to play team websites, Twitter and...
The Death Pool – When Tier 3 Teams Lie About Being Better For Development Than AAA
Holly shit kids, the Tier 3 recruiting bullshit meter is off the damn charts this summer and it aint even July! So, lets all remember...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Independent Junior Hockey League Vanishes
If you have noticed a heightened police presence in the hockey community it is likely because of the massive search and rescue efforts being conducted...
The Death Pool – Big Trouble In Canada
Yeah so I am gonna piss a bunch of people off north of the border today. Getting right to it; Hey Canada your junior hockey...
The Death Pool – Hockey Canada Raises Its Fists Again To Crush New League Idea
Good morning mommies and daddies. Hope everyone is enjoying the weather and a real summer vacation. Or, are you in the pack of sheep chasing...
The Death Pool – A Donkey Pleads Guilty To Assaulting A Referee
The donkification of all levels of hockey wouldn’t be complete without a father son tag team on a referee to report on! We love it...
The Death Pool – Special Report – NCPHL Train Wreck Expanding To A City Near You
Ahhhhh yes. The NCPHL. The junior league, (cough cough) or the league that would like to pretend it is a junior league, is expanding again...
The Death Pool – Notes From The Court House
With the NAHL season officially over, and the USHL season nearly over, we are officially entering silly season. Yep, that great time of year when...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Hockey Alberta Threatens To Expell Players For Attending Alternative Camps
You know, its seems like all the big time hockey officials in Canada and the United States just cant control themselves and plan to publicly...
The Death Pool – On Line Advice Seekers
Oh yeah, its another beautiful Monday morning. I got the coffee going, doing a little research on some teams who don’t pay their coaches, some...